Friday, October 10, 2008

The Queen of Mean

This is Bergie. This is Bergie posing with the couch cushion she ate. The look says "yeah...I attacked the couch cuz it needed to be showed who's boss around here". I've given her permission to take down Mr. Owl.
Mr Owl has been sitting on a wire in the front yard watching us, we're a little freaked out. Bergie barks a lot at Mr. Owl.
Excuse me Mr. Owl.
Are you the same owl that swooped down on my husband, smacked him in the back of the head and knocked him to the ground? If you're hanging out in the front yard waiting for him to come home from work so you can whack him again...we're watchin' you. Bergie is watchin' you.
Mr. Owl...did you see what Bergie did to the couch?
Have you seen her "mean" look?
She has permission to do to you what she did to the couch...don't go hurtin' again...okay?
Cuz Bergie means business.


Carletta said...

I see the Diva is still destructing things. :) That face is priceless.
I am so jealous of that owl photo -really jealous - awesome catch Shelly!
Maybe there's a Harry Potter in your neighborhood.

kenju said...

LOVE the header photo!

I could have used Bergie once when I was at a friend's house and we heard a commotion in the living room. Running there to see what was happening, we discovered an owl had fallen down her chimney. Getting him out of the house was not as easy task!

tami said...

Danny was attacked by an owl in our barn once. This owl used his special weapon, not sure how to say this delicately, he crapped all over Danny. It was a lot. It was disgusting. So, watch out for bombs, it happens as they say.

Dianne said...

Bergie's face is priceless :)

and the owl seems a bit concerned

quilly said...

That owl pic is awesome! He is gorgeous. I think you should let him stay and name him Hitchcock.

Like everyone else, I love the look on Bergie's face.

Lori said...

I had no idea that an owl would do this to a person. Wow