Mr Owl has been sitting on a wire in the front yard watching us, we're a little freaked out. Bergie barks a lot at Mr. Owl.
Are you the same owl that swooped down on my husband, smacked him in the back of the head and knocked him to the ground? If you're hanging out in the front yard waiting for him to come home from work so you can whack him again...we're watchin' you. Bergie is watchin' you.
Mr. Owl...did you see what Bergie did to the couch?
Have you seen her "mean" look?
She has permission to do to you what she did to the couch...don't go hurtin' again...okay?
Cuz Bergie means business.