Conversations at the family Christmas party today.Clara asks Shelly some questions.
Clara: Where did you go when Santa was here?
Shelly: I was over there by the punch bowl..next to Brad.
Clara: Huh uh....
Shelly: Sure I was, right over there...see? Here's my punch cup.
Clara gives Shelly a stern gaze.
Then Riley has a few questions for Uncle Ron.
Riley: Were you Santa?
Uncle Ron: No silly, I was right here...remember?
Riley: Oh yeah, so who was Santa?
Uncle Ron: Santa was Santa.
Riley: No really....who was Santa?
Uncle Ron: Why don't you think Santa was Santa?
Riley: Cuz Santa had hands like a lady.
Hmmmm....I guess next year Santa should wear gloves.
4 comments:
Confused. Why would Riley ask Uncle Ron if he were Santa, if he (Riley) knew Santa was a woman? OR, does Uncle Ron have soft lady-like hands?
These are sharp kids. Watch your P&Qs. They're on to you!
Funny funny. Gotta love kids!
Kids make excellent lawyers :)
perhaps Santa gets manicures - it could happen!
LOL. No man hands for this farm girl!
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